I've got a river of life flowing out of me
Made the floor all wet cause I had to go pee
I shouldn't have held my bladder thru the movie
Then while waitin' for the potty I laughed hysterically.
My pants are soaked (splish splash)
Down to my soles
Cause I drank coke (splish splash)
I missed the toilet bowl
My mom is laughing
She says to me
"Welcome to your forties
N' liners in your panties."
I am CRACKING UP here! You need to write a book, Melinda!!!
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I am still laughing and so now I have that tune in my head and when I start to think about it or I hear it on the radio it will hold one very special time I had with my girls in a movie theater. Welcome to the forties.
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