I've got a river of life flowing out of me
Made the floor all wet cause I had to go pee
I shouldn't have held my bladder thru the movie
Then while waitin' for the potty I laughed hysterically.
My pants are soaked (splish splash)
Down to my soles
Cause I drank coke (splish splash)
I missed the toilet bowl
My mom is laughing
She says to me
"Welcome to your forties
N' liners in your panties."
