Monday, December 12, 2011

ER Wonderland

(Sung in the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Patients scream
Are ya listening?
On my brow,
The sweat is glistening.
Drugs and a sling
Are the things that I bring
Working in an ER wonderland.

Gone away is the night crew
Here today, we're caffeinated and brand new.
Here comes a code 3
And I gotta pee
Working in an ER wonderland

In the trauma we apply some  traction
In triage we calm the people who are miffed.
But when we call report there's no action
Because ICU is changing shifts.

Later on, we take a lunch break
To rest our tired bodies that ache
Til then we admit to the floor
Manage lines at the door
Working in an Er wonderland.

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