I am THAT Walmart customer

Today was a mini comedy of errors. I forgot to wash the conditioner out of my hair so although it was up and in a clip, it was crusty. Nate came out to the car with socks, but no shoes today and while in the car he forgot to put the cap back on the Sprite bottle he was sipping on and while turning into the Walmart parking lot, it spilled all over my right leg...So imagine with me if you will, with all apparent pride gone, me shopping while sticky, wet and crusty with a shoeless bed headed boy. Good times. :)
Yes, I am that Walmart customer..at least today I was, rollbacks and all.
***check the link to see the Walmart music video.